February 2012
436 posts
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Emily and I love each other.
Emily: Are you mad?
Me: I am SO mad at you right now. /sarcasm
Emily: Dani, don't be a bitch.
Me: Why don't you chill the fuck out?
Emily: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
Me: I ain't telling you shit.
Emily: Why are you being like this?!
Me: YOU STARTED IT.
If people could hear the way I speak to my dog, they might question my sanity. And ability to tell animals from people.
